May 2012
Here's a fun fact..
Apparently no one here in the Netherlands knows what ranch dressing is. It just doesn’t exist. It’s just an American thing mostly, I suppose (everyone else is too busy not clogging their arteries… what dweebs!).
But they do have Cool Ranch Doritos.
Only they changed the name.
Because no one knows what ranch is.
So they’re called…
That’s right. Cool American.
Damn right.
Ranch is the sweet elixir of the gods.
Politeness became so rare that some people mistake it for flirtation
