Apparently no one here in the Netherlands knows what ranch dressing is. It just doesn’t exist. It’s just an American thing mostly, I suppose (everyone else is too busy not clogging their arteries… what dweebs!).
But they do have Cool Ranch Doritos.
Only they changed the name.
Because no one knows what ranch is.
So they’re called…
That’s right. Cool American.
Ranch is the sweet elixir of the gods.