lassatre:

i’m fucking crying

fukken top notch

(via al3xand3rknight)

deathofadeity:

noone-wouldriotforless:

that’s what you get you little shit

the magpies here do this to my cats BUT IT SUCKS BECAUSE THE MAGPIES ARE AS BIG AS THE CATS

Another Travelin' Song - Bright Eyes

2 plays

listlessdead:

I guess the best that I can do now is pretend that I’ve done nothing wrong.

promo4homo:

still my favorite post

(via oscaronmyweiner)

(via al3xand3rknight)

alegbra:

5,000 dollors

she has a point man, i mean could you afford to miss $5,000 just because you didn’t want it on your shitty facebook?

(via men0rahmajora)

(via oscaronmyweiner)

shadyoaks:

roachpatrol:

mercurialmalcontent:

ceruleancynic:

teratocybernetics:

GODFUCKING COCKROTTED DAMNED STUPID HIPPIES, WHAT DID I SAY?

wow

holy shit, this is on the level of Radithor

oh my god

Even if there is actual, documented, peer-reviewed evidence of health benefits, do not want. (All earlier wishing to be fungus nonwithstanding.)

(Now I’m thinking of a story where this shit is peddled by ~natural health gurus~ and does have obvious effects! Really  good ones! The people who take it, after a brief period of sickness, are suddenly so much healthier and stronger and smarter! And really alien! BECAUSE THEY’RE NOW FUCKING SAPIENT, MOBILE MUSHROOMS.)

WHOLE LIFE CYCLE.

Does anyone else find this as ominous as I do? 

can someone fill me in on why this is a bad idea?

From wikipedia…

“When a Cordyceps fungus attacks a host, the mycelium invades and eventually replaces the host tissue”

“Some current and former Cordyceps species are able to affect the behaviour of their host.”

 

horror

pleatedjeans:

jelly vampire

(via al3xand3rknight)

fuckyeahdementia:

wat

haxxorz666:

You’re such a downer.

(via al3xand3rknight)

(via spaghetticunt)

spaghetticunt:

devilshope:

praiseofdeath:

Metalheads: either the most open and friendly people you will ever meet or the most arrogant, cocky, full of shit douchebags you will ever have the unfortunate experience of meeting

I could say the same for punks,..

There is no inbetween

herooftime333:

when i’m married my partner and i will have:

• morning sex
• afternoon sex
• dinner sex
• after meal sex
• i made pancakes sex
• good morning sex
• they kids are at school sex
• shower sex
• bored sex
• make up sex
• break up sex
• obama won sex
• romney lost sex
• monday sex
• tuesday sex
• wednesday sex
• thursday sex
• friday sex
• saturday sex
• monday sex
• there is nothing on tv sex
• i love you sex

No Sunday sex? What are you, gay?

sex on sunday? what are you, some kind of godless heathen?

thisisthinprivilege:

opus-pocus:

brownp0wer:

noyka:

bastardlybrendan:

princessfuckingprivilege:

thisisthinprivilege:

Thin privilege is being able to die of natural causes. 

what 

WHAT?

My brian mleted

Ya thin ppl are immuned to diseases + cancers bc diseases discriminate they say “ha ha this is what u get for bein fat” bc only thin people are healty I don’t see anything fatphobic in that at all go to hell u skinny bitches

I am beyond done with TITP

The ignorance, it burrrrrns

This is how it goes, you shitwaffles:

When a thin person dies, they die of what they die of.

What a fat person dies, they die of BEING FAT.

Go fuck a rock.

-ATL

ATL makes a stupid statement

ATL gets called out

ATL gets mad

classic