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Vena Cava Behind every exquisite thing that existed, there was something tragic.

Posted 3 weeks ago

Screaming Infidelities - Dashboard Confessional

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Well as for now I’m gonna hear the saddest songs

And sit alone and wonder how you’re making out

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Posted 3 weeks ago with 329 notes
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this is the exact opposite of a problem

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Posted 3 weeks ago with 290,776 notes



this will never stop being funny.

the girl dressed as the boss is the best

is someone dressed as jesus

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Posted 3 weeks ago with 407,872 notes
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people say dolphins are smart but there not smart enough to not be Shity grey rubber tubes flappin about in the gotdamn ocean


congratulations! you are the piss lord of shit mountain. thank u for hefting turds down the mountainside so that we, the proles, may feast on your bounteous craps

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Posted 3 weeks ago with 85,204 notes
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This is Pretzel’s “grossly offended” face. 

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Posted 3 weeks ago with 8,668 notes
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can anyone tell me what a seven year old boy (who was banned from taking a My Little Pony backpack to school) has to do with “brony culture”????

for fucks sakes, it makes a lot more fucking sense that a seven year old kid likes My Little Pony than a grown ass twenty or thirty year old person of any gender being obsessed with that show and making it part of their identity

yeah so how dare a kid like a kid’s show. terrible.

Posted 3 weeks ago with 210 notes
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you have a fundamental misunderstanding of how math works

hey that means charity will also get unlimited money so I’m game

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Posted 3 weeks ago with 283,738 notes
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