i’m fucking crying
fukken top notch
that’s what you get you little shit
the magpies here do this to my cats BUT IT SUCKS BECAUSE THE MAGPIES ARE AS BIG AS THE CATS
I guess the best that I can do now is pretend that I’ve done nothing wrong.
still my favorite post
she has a point man, i mean could you afford to miss $5,000 just because you didn’t want it on your shitty facebook?
GODFUCKING COCKROTTED DAMNED STUPID HIPPIES, WHAT DID I SAY?
holy shit, this is on the level of Radithor
oh my god
Even if there is actual, documented, peer-reviewed evidence of health benefits, do not want. (All earlier wishing to be fungus nonwithstanding.)
(Now I’m thinking of a story where this shit is peddled by ~natural health gurus~ and does have obvious effects! Really good ones! The people who take it, after a brief period of sickness, are suddenly so much healthier and stronger and smarter! And really alien! BECAUSE THEY’RE NOW FUCKING SAPIENT, MOBILE MUSHROOMS.)
WHOLE LIFE CYCLE.
Does anyone else find this as ominous as I do?
can someone fill me in on why this is a bad idea?
“When a Cordyceps fungus attacks a host, the mycelium invades and eventually replaces the host tissue”
“Some current and former Cordyceps species are able to affect the behaviour of their host.”
You’re such a downer.
Metalheads: either the most open and friendly people you will ever meet or the most arrogant, cocky, full of shit douchebags you will ever have the unfortunate experience of meeting
I could say the same for punks,..
There is no inbetween
when i’m married my partner and i will have:
- morning sex
- afternoon sex
- dinner sex
- after meal sex
- i made pancakes sex
- good morning sex
- they kids are at school sex
- shower sex
- bored sex
- make up sex
- break up sex
- obama won sex
- romney lost sex
- monday sex
- tuesday sex
- wednesday sex
- thursday sex
- friday sex
- saturday sex
- monday sex
- there is nothing on tv sex
- i love you sex
No Sunday sex? What are you, gay?
sex on sunday? what are you, some kind of godless heathen?
Thin privilege is being able to die of natural causes.
WHAT?My brian mleted
Ya thin ppl are immuned to diseases + cancers bc diseases discriminate they say “ha ha this is what u get for bein fat” bc only thin people are healty I don’t see anything fatphobic in that at all go to hell u skinny bitches
I am beyond done with TITP
The ignorance, it burrrrrns
This is how it goes, you shitwaffles:
When a thin person dies, they die of what they die of.
What a fat person dies, they die of BEING FAT.
Go fuck a rock.
ATL makes a stupid statement
ATL gets called out
ATL gets mad